Okay, I ended up doing something for HASHTAGSHAKESPEARE400 after all!
Tonight is also the second night of Pesach (Passover), and I put together a sort of Shakespearean accompaniment to the haggadah (the big book that everyone at a seder will have a different version of). It’s not a full haggadah, but you can read it along with most parts of the seder.
There are some bad jokes and probably some mistakes too. Any corrections or comments very welcome!
A Shakespeare haggadah [PDF]